Monday, December 21, 2009

Ways to Deal with the Enevitable Holiday Stress...

A great message arrived from the President of Allen Tate today, thought I would share it with you as you may be dealing with the tiny nuiances of holiday stress as we count down the days to Christmas...

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

*Always keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.

*Always wear clothes that make you look good, in case you die in the middle of whatever you are doing.

*Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be "recalled" by their maker.

*If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

*If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

*May it be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.

*Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because you won't have a leg to stand on.

*Nobody cares if you can't dance well...just get up and DANCE!

*Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird--sleep late!

*The second mouse gets the cheese.

*When everything is coming your way...you're in the WRONG lane!

*Birthdays are good for you...the more you have the longer you will live! :)

*You may be only one person in the world, but to one person you are the world!

*Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

*We could learn a lot from crayons...some are sharp, some are dull, some have weird names and are all different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

MY FAVORITE:

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour!

Merry Christmas!

Brooke

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